Badass Patch: Eat Shit & Die! Iron On.
Alright, listen up buttercup Feast your eyes on this bad boy, this absolute game changer We're talking next-level awesome, the kind of thing that makes your neighbors jealous and your grandma say "Whoa, what is THAT" This ain't your grandma's [商品名称] This is the future, baby, and it's ready to party Think sleek, think smooth, think "I need this in my life, like yesterday" It's so [形容词，比如: cool, rad, sleek, wild] it practically sells itself Don't be a chump, grab yours now before the cool kids snap 'em all up You'll thank me later, I guarantee it!
$3.50
$7.00
